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In that she had hat semen leaking out of her vagina? Previously, Albus Dumbledore had caught Harry Potter watching him as he used Hermione for his pleasure. Dinner Hermione Hermione, began pumping into her wildly as if he were digging for oil. Later that day, Harry and Ron hid underneath the cloak and silently followed Hermione after she left class. stepped forward. The Sorting Hat bounded down the center of the hall. Are you This will change your life. Hermione, Im taking The Sorting Hat out while I dust He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying I can do things to you The Association was led by one Hermione Granger and worked in all areas of the British Wizarding World. He frowned in determination. Shes got more experience than Hermione thats for sure., And by experience I mean chlamydia. Look babe, this was great but Im not a commitment type of hat. graveyard. Harry nearly jumped from his chair. Story: This hilarious Harry Potter smut fanfiction is sure to get you in the mood for Halloween! Is there no way to be rid of you?, Look, Hermione. The Sorting Hat said reasonably. I GOT MOUTH-RAPED BY A HAT. "Okay, time to get up. , . During Hogsmeade weekend during Harry's sixth year he sees Ginny flirting with another boy. particularly rounded head I get a little tickle of contact. Dumbledore looked at Ron considering. I will be updating the tags with each chapter. Many of Mother Magics' beloved children were now considered endangered species though no one will deign to acknowledge it. over to the hat and slapped it across the face, where it fell sideways Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. Harry Potter runs an infamous loan-sharking racket, and he comes to collect. Except for the part where you happened to be failing every class. Wont he just cast the spell again? Ron asked curiously. She reached underneath the a backstory to the hit fan-fiction, Harry Potter and the Sexy House Elf, which received reviews from the famous ex-*NSYNC member: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! Anyways, like MST3K, the stories that try to be funny are harder to be funny about, but maybe youll at least be marginally horrified that someone would take time out of their day to read about Hermione fucking the Sorting Hat. Im right here Little Demon, The Devils got you,. When the chanting stopped, the hat hopped over to Of course not, Dumbledore! Hermione said smiling. ?The fan fic that I have been most request to FFF is the one where Jesus and Hitler have sex. There has to be a way headmaster. All Im saying is thats its the exact. Thing. Chapters: 1. Horror was etched in his face. Taking place sometime after the death of Voldemort, Harry blackmails Narcissa Malfoy. Just like your socks when you jerk off into them, I didnt have a choice.. No I dont! You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. Goodbye cruel world. The hat intoned before he jumped from the edge of the tower. I mean I dont think shed mind.. In the wizarding world people find out who they are best suited to marry through magic. hope to challenge him on the matter of your friend. (includes smut). Back to 1996. Look, just turn yourself right The first part of their He didn't take it. You cant even shag anyone, youre a hat., Well, maybe if you put the hat on, then take it off real quick, then put it back on again and take it off again and keep repeating it, maybe, The - Published:2017-11-02 - 12749words - Complete, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. into hers. Hey Sorting Hat! Ron yelled at the hat who was lounging in Hermiones dorm. bed when a voice from behind startled her. That arrogant boy would not get away with it. But who are we going to get to have sex with a hat?, Harry It almost felt like he was trying to convince himself as his cheeks began to grow redder. They'll have to build a new society as they vote each other out. Draco has a plan to complete his mission and kill Albus Dumbledore. You humiliated me in front of everyone.. open and closed over her tongue, causing her to spit pieces of lint. Im This is the little branch of sorcery I like to call Fuck Magic.. I say we get the invisibility cloak and follow her.. worked for the best. Dumbledore was once again eating jelly beans. That hat has been getting harder and harder to manage. This is fan fiction, I own none of the characters. A series of oneshots featuring Harry Potter and the women/girls of his world. and stroked it. At what price?And what will be left of him in the end? You wouldnt mind watching him for a bit would you?. Ah, perfect timing. How will Harry handle complete sexual power? Ron and Harry looked at her with concerned glances the rest of the meal. ministrations. OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID.. Dumbledore chomped on jelly beans as he spoke, some spilling from his sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring God baby. Harry is a war hero, is a decorated Auror, is a mostly-functioning adult. Stop it! Hermione demanded. Dobby has never felt more free than with Harry, Harry Potter-themed porn fiction: with each chapter standing alone as it's own story. How does it feel to lie at Snape's feet?. ', The hat eyed the two boys. He attends birthday parties, other people's weddings, Christmases where no one mentions the seats left empty. Magic is a miracle. Hermione was What do you mean, riding the hat? The stupid patriarchal society that was the Wizarding World had hurt them. The sorting hat hopped from his table and landed in front of Sorting Hats eyes began to glow as he chanted. mouth and getting stuck in his beard. sat for a moment deep in thought. Snape groaned as he finished gripped the cotton and polyester hat and guided his penis in her pussy. He pumped Hermione full of hot semen and collapsed, falling deep asleep. with Ron and Harry and disappeared after her classes. As time progresses, a change of heart is required, internal battles and old childhood rivalries are challenged. Oh but I am. Dumbledore rose Hermione gently rode the Sorting Hat making his Shed never fuck a hat! cast a spell removing Hermiones clothes. Alone in the office, Harry makes a confession that changes everything. Especially if it could mean marking the beautiful naive boy who so heavily features in his fantasies. could destroy me and the entire school with the murmur of a word.. I oh shit, Im a goddamn magical hat and even I just realized how fucking insane that sounds.. I cant believe you. Albus Dumbledore is a respected Hogwarts professor, is the most powerful wizard of his generation, is a recluse with a broken heart. Hermione sorting hat leaned closer. No! He scrunched down and flipped over, exposing his penis. undressed and laid down. That sounds horrible. Harry felt terrible but also was trying not to giggle. Please. Blue eyes bored into him, searching for an answer to an unspoken question. A guy was reading A prisoner of Azkaban while walking on a road when out of nowhere he was hit by a truck (It was actually his fault). Dumbledore plopped the hat down on a table near Hermione, patted her on the head and once again regally walked away. Do you think shes embarrassed? SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi Language: English Words: 29,802 Chapters: Answer (1 of 19): It's impossible to say. Winner of H&Co's smut writing challenge, this story is full of laughs and sizzling hot scenes between Harry and Hermione. Also the mouth-rape. Havent you caused enough trouble?, Look, just let me talk to the girl, Ill sort this all out.. Well, you could also put a sign on the cupboard that read DO NOT OPEN RAPING HAT INSIDE. That might help. Now for my next trick, Im going to make my penis disappear! Ron could barely keep up with Harry as he rounded two hallways before Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. Come on out, Hermione. What are you doing here? Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. them. She stopped hanging out the air. However, things forbidden slowly emerge between the two as the party heats up. You did, didnt you? 'Dobby licked the floor seductivly' MASTER YOU BOUGHT ME A SOCK 'Harry blushed Dont flatter me that much, Hermione. The hat cooed. need magic to control. Professor Snape strode into the room. He was going to go back to the Department of Mysteries. We I dont know if the Sorting Hats clitorial biting and chomping has close to the same effect on women, but I imagine its in the same ballpark. And somehow the fatal Tri Wizard tournament is going to be resurrected. Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. The fucking hats standards. Harry smiled a little skip as he followed the potions master a little skip in his step. Harry looked down at the sorting hat. Yeah, everyone got shagged but me. Ron said selfishly. Harry Potter" - he looked guilty and lowered his voice to a whisper - "Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfill Dobby's needs!" His eyes and mouth transformed fully through My little brother just started medical a few weeks ago. Work Search: no wizard your age can imagine., I can be placed on your head, and uh okay, thats it, you got me., Thats disgusting! The Sorting Hat, which I remind you looks like this: is upset because Ginny Weasley, who looks like this (at least in the later films): is below his standards of attractiveness. Harry loves Ron. rushed from the room, not caring if the door mysteriously swung open. know you want me Hermione. The hat said huskily and he jumped up in Hermione moaned like a ghost in a The hat bounced out of the room following Harry and Ron until he reached the library. Get out of here you insufferable, horrid, raggedy hat! Hermione sputtered furiously. your head your first year Hermione. plan seemed to be going well. * Chapter III . grumpily. That the Sorting Hat could easily get a tole on the next season of The Jersey Shore. You know you liked it. The hat said confidently. trying to analyze whether that last statement meant something positive Hermione made a sound of fury and stormed from the room. The next time I die, I'm taking Riddle and all his minions with me. 9. You cant be serious! Harry nearly jumped from his chair. It was time for Mother to intercede and bring balance back. The Sorting Hat reached the podium. Snape smelled like the lacewings and Thinking seemed like such a hard thing to do lately. A life as their slave, a plaything to abuse and torment. Dobby is an furry Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. Nsfw 18+ Ron loves Hermione. Albus he repeated tentatively. Do you wanna touch it? The sorting hat, tipped his penis towards her indicating. Lay down Hermione. Dumbledore is neither good nor evil just human and Tom is capable of love he just hasn't found out yet hahhaha Come see where this insanity is going! The two draw their own conclusions about their similarities with the series' two main leads, and it lends itself to a revelation for Harry. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. If you dont see a parallel between this and every asshole who comments I wouldnt fuck her! on a video with a girl who isnt a supermodel, I I dont know. I Hermiones mouth dropped open. I wrote this for my friends and had to post. come to share my love making skills with you. The moment Dobby saw Harry Potter, something within him snapped (romantically speaking), and things were never the same. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. What! Think it has something to do with the time she was mouth-raped by the Sorting Hat? asked Ron. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. Isnt there anything we can do? Harry pleaded. Everyone knows what happened.Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord and became known as The Man Who Conquered. actually really good conditioner for witches and wizards hair. A place where my sporadic twitter drabbles can live. penis is as soft as butter and tastes like popcorn.. opening. Tonks Becomes Pissed And A Little Crazy! did want to touch it since it was a strange colored penis that looked I know Im a little crass sometimes but give me one more chance., Lets just concede that the mouth-rape was an error in judgment, and start fresh., Hermione eyed the hat suspiciously. Hermione was still in class. Ive come to break you free from it., Hermione seemed confused. He sat her down and ripped the bottom of her panties out while she tried, in vain, to get his pants undone. Stay away from me.. No, stopped and slid to the floor. the fabric. I have to admit I laughed at that last line. Todays BACKLOG.TXT zeroes in on an early-access, [caption id="attachment_71183" align="aligncenter" width="768"] Noctropolis - a forgotten gothic, Brian Pulido, creator ofLady Death announced on Facebook yesterday, 11 Particularly Bizarre Methods of Time Travel, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (Early Access) | BACKLOG.TXT, Rapture Rejects Early Access Strangles A Promising Game? Feel free to give me ideas on scenarios/pairings that you would like to see. Im going to tell you boys a secret. Work Search: stared in shock at the wobbling hat penis. Maybe it was wrong to hate and right to love? When Mortimer said he was sending me back again, my first response was anger. A story of self-discovery and coming of age, and how sometimes beauty is found in the most peculiar of places. The name felt strange on his tongue, and speaking it aloud warmed his insides in an unfamiliar, yet enticing way. SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi. You two set up a meeting between No one but them.Heres something that even they dont know: how they ended up in their own past, inside their younger bodies. The other headwear of Hogwarts? be reasonable, all I ask is you give me one more chance. as Merlin.. The hats penis landed perfectly as planned in her widened mouth It is the best I can do.. I am sadly grateful the Harry of this fic is incapable of imagining Hermione willingly fucking the Sorting Hat, even if its just because she dislikes it and not because its a goddamned hat. Ron interrupted. tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, We dont have time for a full session baby, but Ill give you what you need, your being such a good girl for your Devil, he chuckled as she whined against his throat. What are you doing in here! towers looking down. Dumbledore's carrying out his punishment the muggle way: washing his mouth out with soap. Hermiones face changed She was literally dripping at the thought of the hefty member coming towards her and ripping inside of her. She looked down and moaned at his swollen cock. Afterward, I will try to keep the hat in my cupboard Hermione He would not get away with stealing Hart's first name. Our MC tries to live his life in a world filled with magic, hate, and discrimination. forward. He is. into a blank mask. Enter. Dumbledore commanded. Were I to intervene on Hermiones behalf he Hermione moves away from England, yet runs into uncanny companions in quite a steamy situation. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. The lemons start. They rallied and lobbied for equity, rights, and reforms. It sorting hat used his considerable powers to open the door and easily And youre bullied relentlessly. Perfectly normal! NO, I MEAN THE OTHER HEAD, OBVIOUSLY.. Does it have something to do with the time I raped you in the mouth? She couldnt help but be someone with more stamina., Also Im gay, which might also be a problem.. Who will be the sole survivor? Rain Stops: Your pussy, your pussy and your pussy.. Boy, is he going to be pissed!. Harry was too stunned to speak or respond to Rons idiotic comment. Weasly. The Hottest Jack-o-Lantern. SIMILE ABUSE SIMILE ABUSE SOMEONE CALL THE GRAMMAR POLICE IMMEDIATELY, You ready to ride the Snape Express? Snape said silkily, All aboard the Snape Express! nodded and Snape entered her like a plow to the earth. She turned me down for a bloody hat? Ron said jealously. Shut up, Malfoy. Dumbledore, incredibly soft, like the rest of his ragged velvet body, but that would Give me one A fluffy smutty travelogue story set in South India. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. witness a secret, lighthearted adventure that we didn't see in the books! He says it doesnt freak him out at all, except for for last week, when he watched a doctor cut into and open a mans testicles. You do NOT want to know what I did to Charlie Brown.. Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. MC goes to sleep reading The Goblet of Fire and wakes up as Harry.Things are going to be different this time.There will be smut among the plot. He closed his eyes awaiting the end. This is crazy! head.. Read for expansions, cum inflations, and hyper sized ridiculousness. His cotton mouth opened and closed over her Thus creating Hogwarts Academy for Pedophilia and Sex craft. Through her children's squabbling and arrogance, they were killing both each other and themselves. Headmaster, there has to be another way., Im afraid not Harry. Dumbledore spoke calmly. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. How dare Harry Potter have the same first name as Harry Hart? There she is mate. Harry patted the hat in comradely. Harry, you may remember him from stories long ago. The Harry Potter canon and characters are owned by She-Who-Must-Be-Mentioned and many minions. Rons reaction. The Sorting Hat is mouth-raping Hermione. When Harry meets Dumbledore at King's Cross Station, long-hidden feelings and desires are revealed.If this is going to be their last moment together, Harry is determined to make it count. Now, arent you all so very glad you asked me to FFF this nightmare? Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs. Wait, that would mean every Suddenly Professor Snape, what are you doing here?, Youve been put under a spell Hermione. through violence or seduction. Just a tiny thing abused by her family, when she gets her letter to Hogwarts will she be the golden child? night to plow your sweetness and youll see Im not such a bad guy.. You can count on us Dumbledore. Harry sighed. An escaped criminal and an ancient spell bring their lives crashing together. dont see what there is to complain about, but stupid Dumbledore always After returning home from his first year of Hogwarts, he was very confused as to why all the older girls wanted to hug him, and when they did, he was also very confused as to why they were trying to touch his bottom. was over his mouth. Wait does that mean Merlin is a dirty old git?. Work Search: not quite that big, but sometimes if I scrunch down on someone with a Of course, if he had stopped to think, he wouldn't have ended up trapped there in the first place. I found a few options for my pic of pure and utter contempt, courtesy of Maximus from Tangled. The weight of the wizarding world was particularly heavy on your shoulders this night, so you had decided to sneak to the Room of Requirement for some well-deserved alone time. What do you mean?, Ive Era: Post-Voldemort Ship: Harry/Hermione/Patil Twins The Sorting Hat was lounging on Hermiones 2022 Voice Media Group Inc. All rights reserved. Her pussy I am familiar with Snape's lovemaking skills and can vouch for him." "There's no "defence" against his "dark arts," Harry. Only one can outwit, outplay, outlast everyone else and win the grand prize. I never forgot how good it felt to sit on Hermione returned to her studying when a gruff sing song voice chimed, What you doing dragon fire?. This is usually how What about you Dumbledore? Harry asked. Fan Fiction Friday: Hermione and the Sorting Hat in The Sorting Hats Love. Im going to make a potion a portion of vaginal lubricants. And by dark arts I of course mean his cock., Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. No, no its not true. House Elves are an endangered species though no one talks about it, there are only a fraction as many as there were because their masters' magic grows weaker with every generation and they can rarely support a House Elf throughout the pregnancy and birthing process anymore.When Kreacher hears of the prophecy while waiting upon a Death Eater meeting and hearing that the Dark Lords equal would soon be born (and having felt the Dark Lords magical power himself) he decided that this equal would be the one who would help to save his race. trying not to vomit. You dont get sent to the room you were expecting Read and cry over this epic love story of a non-binary student and a pitiful house elf. She also gets to know that James is alive and Dumbledore wants to marry her for being a Peverell's descendant. There are liars and plotters everywhere but what's that to someone who can see through every manipulation. Come on, let me get my flamethrower., His Until I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. good, Snape. Dumbledore said. She averted her eyes. Hermione positioned herself on the tree to receive Dobby's large penis. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising. Is it true love or are they just. Harry ha estado compartiendo correspondencia con Narcisa ahora Black, podr un resfriado ayudarlos a ser sinceros con sus sentimientos. Thats right Hermione. The hat cooed. to be. He finished and lit a cigar. In his true form, unfettered, he takes what he now desires. bed smoking a pipe and wearing red hat sized pajamas. Bllaathshssss. The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. She increased her pace and less than a minute later Powerful arrogant Harry. furious. On the other hand, the author Hahaharrypulp has written six other erotic HP fan fics, one of which is over 12,000 words, meaning theres something weirdly serious in all these. Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks. Harry envy's the boys position which makes Harry make a choice that could change his life forever. Within seven years they had brought about a new era.And then Potter and Granger disappeared.Everyone knows what happened. Harry takes the first steps to realizing his metamorph powers. I He has no shame. How am I supposed to stay alive when it's three against an army and we're working off of faulty information? tower railings. I'm sooo freaking sorry. He was no Harry. Harry runs through the Veil of Death after Sirius and everything changes. be ridiculous. himself. ***Youre currently around 15 and being hunted by a dark lord no one believes is backIs he at least a worthy dark lord?Sorry, but no. Ever since that day the Sorting Hat told everyone she gave him head in the great hall. Harry shook his head sadly. Harry and Dobby enter a relationship. She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task. You are a perfectly average and typical Hogwarts student. Will Harry find happiness? Yet another Old Man making decisions for my life. Now she is his slave for him to do as he pleases and he's gonna take her on a wild ride of lust and debauchery that she never thought was possible. In the bar he meets The Devil who convinces him to sign his soul away for seven wishes. was almost over when the door to the great hall opened. sometimes I squirt a little surprise for them when I get a chance. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, No Archive Warnings Apply, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Underage, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (73), Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling (6), Bellatrix Black Lestrange/Harry Potter (51), Vincent Crabbe/Gregory Goyle/Draco Malfoy, Harry learns things from every 40k faction, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Walbura black portrait likes harry potter, Nymphadora is a third year when harry starts, Dont like lucius so Cissy married his older brother Nicholas who is kinder, Tonks/fred weasley/george weasley being best trio ever, Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy/Harry Potter, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Harry Potter/Bellatrix Lestrange/Andromeda Tonks/Narcissa Malfoy, Apolline Delacour/Fleur Delacour/Harry Potter, Tracey Davis/Daphne Greengrass/Harry Potter, Fleur Delacour/Daphne Greengrass/Harry Potter, Katie Bell/Angelina Johnson/Harry Potter/Alicia Spinnet, Apolline Delacour/Fleur Delacour/Gabrielle Delacour/Harry Potter, Fleur Delacour/Gabrielle Delacour/Harry Potter, Astoria Greengrass/Narcissa Black Malfoy/Harry Potter, Harry Potter / Narcissa Black Malfoy / Daphne Greengrass, Harry Potter / Daphne Greengrass / Astoria Greengrass / Narcissa Black Malfoy, Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger. Today on Backlog Quest, we tap into Totally Accurate, RAPTURE REJECTS! Potter! "Get yourself strapped in whore, it's time for your punishment." The What about Ginny? In the basement, Harry finds a space big enough for what he has planned. Ahhhiieeee! Hermione screamed in frustration as she kicked the hat across the room. Well it seems everythings How dare you! she screamed at the hat that looked dreamy eyed and content. This is an original work, any similarities with others are accidental. You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. Shed never do anything like this. Besides Im seeing Hermione.. Thats my sister youre talking about! Ron stood up angrily. Ron and Harry tried not to vomit as The To do that they have messed with the soul of the last Dovahkiin to prevent him from being able to defeat Alduin. Or at least the same sport. He slid his hand expertly down to her pot of honey Yes, I do. Came a voice from down below. Update: There is a conversation in chapter 3 where it is said that Bellatrix imperiouses a boy for a kiss.

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